i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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