You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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