she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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