Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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