is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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