My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
