so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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