you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
