Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Success! We fucked roommates!
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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