are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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