he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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