i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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