no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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