You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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