Kiss
Puke
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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