Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I need help removing her.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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