Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
The adults are the big ones right?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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