Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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