The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
