summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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