Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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