Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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