I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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