She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Randomize
