I love black thongs
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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