why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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