What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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