I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Come on in and take your pants off
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