He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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