I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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