they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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