I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
No stitches, just platelets and will power
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize