Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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