two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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