it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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