dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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