i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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