and you said cock pushups were impossible
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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