return my video game
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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