Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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