one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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