I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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