We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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