Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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