we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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