I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I love you.
Bad choice
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