if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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