She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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