It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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