it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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