Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Houston, we have a blender
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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