You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Please don't give away my fajitas
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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