Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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