he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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