Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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