No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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